So the senator has died and finds himself in front of St.Peter at the pearly gates. St.Peter informs him that they are a little unsure what his fate should be, being a senator and all, so it's decided the senator could spend one day in heaven and one in hell and vote for his choice.His tour of heaven was everything he'ld expected;serene,celestial,very peaceful. The next day in hell Satan suprised him with a full tour of the golf courses, 5 star restaurants, and non-stop parties.
Following this when St.Peter asked which way the senator was voting he, of course being a senator choose hell.
Upon his return Satan meet him and led him into fire,brimstone,torture, screaming,and general real bad agony. The senator was aghast and asked what happened to the golf courses and everything else. Satan replied" Oh yesterday we were campaigning, today you voted."