Yeah, it gives me a chuckle every time you post that.
Me, I'm partial to the Merona Brand seamless synthetic TRUNKS (note, there is a Briefs, a Boxer, and a Boxer Brief, the trunks are a shorter version of the boxer briefs). I like the trunks because my legs are the most muscular part of me body and boxer briefs tend to tug the waist down uncomfortably, and the trunks give support, wick well and still protect the most chafable parts.
I'd like to try some merino... I'll probably spring for a pair of the new icebreaker seamless when they launch.