Thanks for the offer, but I have a couple titanium sporks in my collection. Didn't care for them.
I've taken an REI Campware Long Spoon (bought when I was eating out of freeze-dried meal bags - never again), and cut that down to meet my needs - 11 grams. Should last another 10 years or so, at 20 cents per year, I'm OK with that.
As I mentioned above, trip report Real Soon Now. 100 mile loop through Marin County, with no stealth camping.
PS - Does this prove my camera's not broken?