I just have to weigh in here, for a moment.
A) I find this thread hilarious. Watching men talk about their junk, junk holders, and widely varied methods of evacuation in thinly veiled innuendo is the most entertaining thing I've done all week.
B) Pee rags are the best thing evar.
C) @Tom & sex change...ROFL
D) I'm kinda glad all I have to do is drop trou and mind the wind. All this double-curtaining, s-bending, two-handing stuff seems complicated.