Fun at the Japanese store
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Jennifer Mitol
(Jenmitol) - M

Locale: In my dreams....
Re: Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 18:54:12 MDT Print View

Only on BPL would folks respond to the OPs photos with a discussion of small bottles.

But back to panty haiku:

Japanese panties
One touch could make it happen
Don't throw me away

Stephen Parks
(sdparks) - M

Locale: Southwest
Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 19:20:02 MDT Print View

"Expect a PM inviting you on a trip to Honeymoon Lake shortly. ;0)"

You know I'm just kidding, right guys?.... Right?.... Guys???

Stephen Parks
(sdparks) - M

Locale: Southwest
Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 19:41:11 MDT Print View

Panties made for men
We can reach the other side
Dispose after use

Tom Kirchner
(ouzel) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 20:21:41 MDT Print View

"You know I'm just kidding, right guys?.... Right?.... Guys???"

Insecure, aren't we? ;0))

Doug I.
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 20:38:22 MDT Print View

They seemed so fluffy
So Jen bought them for her guy
Now he's indisposed.....

Casey Bowden
(clbowden) - MLife

Locale: Berkeley Hills
Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 20:46:07 MDT Print View

Some call them panties
Some may call them bombachas
Just throw them away

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 21:11:17 MDT Print View

Don't touch my panties
They entomb forbidden fruit
Forever alone

Hhdh

Craig W.
(xnomanx) - F - M
Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 21:13:07 MDT Print View

sitting in panties
contemplating autumn leaves
-a canyon wren cries

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 21:18:05 MDT Print View

Nietzsche would be so proud.

Casey Bowden
(clbowden) - MLife

Locale: Berkeley Hills
Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/10/2013 21:24:24 MDT Print View

full disclosure

that was my wife

it took a panty haiku thread to get her to post on BPL

David Thomas
(DavidinKenai) - MLife

Locale: North Woods. Far North.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/11/2013 00:25:48 MDT Print View

Like Autumn foliage,
Food and fuel do not last long
Nor paper undies

Tom Kirchner
(ouzel) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Panty Haiku on 09/11/2013 17:02:15 MDT Print View

"Nor paper undies"

That Depends, replied Dogen.

Yohei Aoyagi
(zzz_bear) - MLife

Locale: Tokyo
Re: Panty Haiku on 09/12/2013 12:42:01 MDT Print View

Oh white panty,
You bring folks to the
Ultralight haiku

Sunny Waller
(dancer) - M

Locale: Southeast USA
Fun at the Japanese Store on 09/12/2013 12:56:11 MDT Print View

Oh how busted at work I be
Laughing SO hard
At the internet-panty

Stephen Parks
(sdparks) - M

Locale: Southwest
Re: Panty Haiku on 09/12/2013 19:49:46 MDT Print View

A coworker wrote one:

Rocking paper briefs
Wait, the package says panties
Help, what have I done

Daniel Pittman
(pitsy) - M

Locale: Central Texas
Re: Fun at the Japanese store on 09/12/2013 20:18:10 MDT Print View

Haikus are requested by Jen
Inspired by panties for men
But if it's all the same to you,
I'd rather write a man-panty Clerihew.

Brittany W
(quasarr) - F

Locale: Southeast
Panty Sonnet on 09/12/2013 20:29:04 MDT Print View

Shall I compare thee to a panty throwaway?
Thou art more lovely, and more temperate
Rough winds do shake the panties where they lay
And paper's lease hath all too short a date

Edited by quasarr on 09/12/2013 20:30:10 MDT.

Craig W.
(xnomanx) - F - M
Panty Haiku on 09/12/2013 20:47:09 MDT Print View

ah! this lonely world-
a castoff paper panty
drifting in the breeze

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Panty Haiku on 09/12/2013 21:01:07 MDT Print View

Edible panties
Deliver a hint of lime
But stain the covers

BER ---
(BER) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
panty haiku on 09/12/2013 21:02:27 MDT Print View

Disposable brief,
Multiuse item. Mike C
could have clean fingers.

Edited by BER on 09/12/2013 21:03:36 MDT.