Only on BPL would folks respond to the OPs photos with a discussion of small bottles.But back to panty haiku:Japanese pantiesOne touch could make it happenDon't throw me away
"Expect a PM inviting you on a trip to Honeymoon Lake shortly. ;0)"You know I'm just kidding, right guys?.... Right?.... Guys???
Panties made for menWe can reach the other sideDispose after use
"You know I'm just kidding, right guys?.... Right?.... Guys???"Insecure, aren't we? ;0))
They seemed so fluffySo Jen bought them for her guyNow he's indisposed.....
Some call them pantiesSome may call them bombachasJust throw them away
Don't touch my pantiesThey entomb forbidden fruitForever alone
sitting in pantiescontemplating autumn leaves-a canyon wren cries
Nietzsche would be so proud.
full disclosurethat was my wifeit took a panty haiku thread to get her to post on BPL
Like Autumn foliage,Food and fuel do not last longNor paper undies
"Nor paper undies"That Depends, replied Dogen.
Oh white panty,You bring folks to theUltralight haiku
Oh how busted at work I beLaughing SO hardAt the internet-panty
A coworker wrote one:Rocking paper briefsWait, the package says pantiesHelp, what have I done
Haikus are requested by JenInspired by panties for menBut if it's all the same to you,I'd rather write a man-panty Clerihew.
Shall I compare thee to a panty throwaway?Thou art more lovely, and more temperateRough winds do shake the panties where they layAnd paper's lease hath all too short a date
Edited by quasarr on 09/12/2013 20:30:10 MDT.
ah! this lonely world-a castoff paper pantydrifting in the breeze
Edible pantiesDeliver a hint of limeBut stain the covers
Disposable brief,Multiuse item. Mike Ccould have clean fingers.
Edited by BER on 09/12/2013 21:03:36 MDT.
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