Good luck with the bike trip, Max. And I doubt you'll poke your eye with that hydration tube, but maybe your nose on a quick turn. Watch out for the rednecks in rusted pickups, and of course the illegal aliens. And whetever you do, don't hike around Vancouver.
2 months on the road is a real dream for you. Take full advantage, and please, post some stuff for us to live vicariously through you. God speed, man, you'll be missed around here.