It appears the consensus wants obese people to be added to the list of boogeymen tearing down our Our Great Nation one taxpayer dollar at a time.
Never mind the endless wars, a surveillance state, and a crypto-fascist corporate government...undocumented obese queer Muslim welfare queens are what we need to be worrying about.
Wait....I think my neighbor's been acting fishy. And the guy could stand to lose a few pounds. I'm calling the NSA.