it's not a paradox, and certainly not ironic, but maybe a conundrum. How do you enjoy beautiful weather, glorious wildflower displays, and increasing intervals of sunlight without falling prey to the ravages of tree-sex? Summary of my efforts so far:
Zyrtec: marginally less useless
Allegra: works in Berkeley, but useless in Walnut Creek
Local Honey: tasty, but otherwise useless
Benadryl: effective, but renders me unconcious
Sudafed: even more zombie-fying
So what do you do for allergies?