let's see ... just last week I packed away three fleece balaclavas (and numerous other fleeces) that I'd treated with nikwax polar proof.
Why am I feeling fleeced?
We're trying to enforce a rule that nothing enters the house unless material of equal or greater volume leaves (food excepted). Let's see, what do I have of volume similar to the carbon fiber pole set that arrived today? Oops, I did it again!
I suggest that we have a virtual twelve step meetup at 00:00:00 UTC on April 1 (every year) and say in unison ... "Hello, my name is _________ and I am a gearhead!"