Seriously Tad. I'm a little chapped. You described my wife to a T (see avatar). What gives? You guys been pm'ing? She's cool, neat, well, don't know about WOW factor, but very practical as well.
Um, Taddy boy? SHE'S NOT FOR SALE!!! AND NO, I'M NOT SHIPPING ASAP!
Stick with tents and backpacks next time buddy...