Very funny, thanks T-man.
Travis, here's your shot at BPL coolness--you have 15* F temps tonight, right? (I grin, because that front is past us in CO) Windchill and all that? If you think that the temps will only go from 15* F to 2100* F in maybe an hour or so, I think you and Leanna should take the dog out for a short walk tonight, pile into a snowdrift, wearing only WP/B clothing. Hypothermia has to be better than the other option. If you don't have a dog, but rather goldfish, toss them into the snow, cover them up with more snow, and I'll bet that they'll love you even more in their afterlives. Whatever you do, once the temps get above 425* F, DON'T go back into the house--wouldn't be prudent. I hope that you survive to have a nice Christmas, which I rather expect you will. The UW game with Stanford will be a different story though, making you wished that the Mayans were right all along.
Happy Holidays, everyone!