Naughty list for 2012
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Paul Wagner
(balzaccom) - F

Locale: Wine Country
Naughty list for 2012 on 12/18/2012 09:14:08 MST Print View

Every year we make a list of people who really should know better. May Santa bring them coal for their stockings and a plague of mosquitoes wherever they go. Here's this year's list:


The bumbling and criminal idiots who butchered the historic petroglyphs near Bishop in order steal them. They destroyed a priceless part of our national heritage.

The clown we met in the backcountry of Yosemite with his young son and two dogs…and who explained that he knew about the regulations, but they didn’t really apply to him. After all, his dogs were well-trained, yadda yadda yadda.

For that matter, all of those who know that the regulations don’t really apply to them: from fishing in closed waters (or with illegal equipment) to camping in illegal places (too close to the trail or water.) Yes, the rules do apply to you, too. And even if the people you meet don’t say it, they think you are complete jerks. They are right.

Those who bypass road closures and trail closures because they know better. Especially those idiots who then need help getting rescued. Not only do they place themselves in danger, but they risk the lives and health of those who are then required to go search for them.

Anyone who leaves food unprotected in the mountains. Especially those who do it because they hope it will attract wildlife. Follow the regulations, and nobody gets hurt---not even the bears.

Those who cross high water streams because they think they can get across. Then again, they aren’t with us anymore, so it doesn’t really matter. You don’t have to cross. There is always a Plan B, even if Plan B means going back the way you came.

Those who litter, even a tiny little bit, along the trail. We can’t remember the last trip we’ve taken that didn’t show us little bit of trash, and often bigger bits. We try to pick it up—but sometimes it is just too much. Pack out your trash.

Those who build fires (or fire rings) where they are illegal. Why do we find so many of these above the elevation limit in the Sierra?

And a special note of disapproval for those who refuse to follow the rules about hygiene and toilet paper. May you find some used TP under your tree, just as we have found it behind our campsites in the Sierra.

Curmudgeons who insist that their way is really the only way to backpack, whether that be ultra-light, take the kitchen sink, or just take a rifle and an axe and build everything you need. Hike your own hike…and let others do the same, as long as it is within the regulations.

Large groups. 'nuff said.

Those who build needless cairns in the backcountry as a way of marking their territory off trail and leaving a string of ridiculous rock towers in an otherwise pristine environment.

And finally, those knuckleheads in Washington who couldn’t find El Capitan from Yosemite Valley if it required asking for directions or working together. Let’s take them all out on a long hike and…oh, nevermind. They’d never leave the trailhead. Heck, they’d never make it TO the trailhead.

Hey---that gives us an idea!

Sean Heenan
(roadster1) - M

Locale: Southeast mountains
Naughty list for 2012 on 12/18/2012 11:41:37 MST Print View

You hit the nail on the head, Happy Hiking New Year!!!!

Franco Darioli
(Franco) - M

Locale: Melbourne
Naughty list for 2012 on 12/18/2012 16:18:22 MST Print View

"And finally, those knuckleheads in Washington who couldn’t find El Capitan from Yosemite Valley '

well it would be a lot easier if mountains had a sign on the top just as they do on the map.
Something like this :
u r  here

Edited by Franco on 12/18/2012 16:19:49 MST.

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: Naughty list for 2012 on 12/18/2012 20:50:17 MST Print View

Yep, and keep them lit at night!

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Edited by ben2world on 12/18/2012 20:54:04 MST.

Luke Schmidt
(Cameron) - MLife

Locale: The WOODS
Knuckleheads on 12/18/2012 21:02:30 MST Print View

Lets see I haven't seen anyone really offensive but certainly ignorant which counts as naught in some situations because ignorance often means you are just lazy.

-The middle schooler who knew everything and never listened to adults who saw a ground squirrel in CO and cried out "Oh look at the lizard"

-The kid on a nature hike (in CO) who asked "Why did you plant these trees so close together (so yes their are stupid questions!)

These two aren't backcountry but I can't resist, read and laugh (or cry when you realize they will soon be voting)

-The middle school class that never listened and thought that Obama has already been president for 8 years

-that the previous president was George Washington Carver

-Or was it Thomas Jefferson?

Nelson Sherry
(nsherry61)

Locale: Mid-Willamette Valley
Re: Naughty list for 2012 on 12/24/2012 10:52:10 MST Print View

Let's begrudgingly add those of us who take off from home, leaving our wife to manage the kids alone. Disappearing into the dangerous wilderness, leaving our loved ones to wonder if they will be widows or orphans next week. What selfish pricks we can be. ;) But alas, l'm going to keep on doing it.

Nick Gatel
(ngatel) - MLife

Locale: Southern California
Folks who rely on cell phones and GPS in Joshua Tree on 12/24/2012 12:24:42 MST Print View

Warning Sign




;-)