So a guy at work asks to see the apps that i have on my cell phone. He shouts at me "You're a child molester!"
What are you talking about, i said.
"You have a pedometer app on your phone!", he shouted.
Don't be stupid, i said, that isn't the same thing as pedophilia.
"So what does a pedometer app do then?", he asked.
It tells you how many paces to the nearest nursery school, said i.
I'll get my coat.