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Hello my name is Alec and I like Bear Grylls. It's been a few weeks since I was last sober.......
Seriously though, I do actually enjoy Man vs. Wild but mostly for all of the trainwreck stupidity and pandering for the camera. The dude is a highly accomplished beast to be sure, but yes the show is ridiculous and contrived, dangerous, poorly written, often nonsensical, and yet I can't help myself. It's like a cross between Jackass and Fear Factor. It should be said, any MvW marathon is expected to be accompanied by Mystery Science Theater 3000 levels of heckling from the couch by all viewers.
My favorite moments from the last marathon of braindead Man vs Wild viewing include:
- Bear peeing in the ocean to attract a shark in the shallows apparently with the intent of mounting the shark and wrestling him
- Bear giving himself a sea-water enema to stay hydrated on a raft that was, in actuality, probably about 20' off the shore
- Bear totally failing to start a fire while a wind machine and firehoses pelted him for an hour in an "experiment"
- Bear looking genuinely surprised whenever he actually manages to kill/catch something bigger than a squirrel
Whatever the show is with the solo guy who films himself is absurdly boring to me, albeit clearly the most educational of the bunch that I've seen so far. Maybe I'll revisit it now that I'm into backpacking.
Disclaimer: my girlfriend has a big bouncy one for Bear so given half a chance she's usually the one finding Man vs. Wild on Netflix. *rolleyes*
A long time ago I really liked the mini-series that followed Ewan McGregor on a motorcycle tour across Russia. Not backpacking, sure, but it was really interesting.
Edited by aeriksson on 10/29/2012 20:12:38 MDT.
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