Watch this rendition of Monty Python's Universe Song and then read my cameo sketch and extra verse below
[Oval Office door opens]
Obama: Ah, Chu.
Chu: Bless you. Sorry I’m late.
Obama: All this global warming talk is having a negative effect on the markets.
Have you seen the Hang Seng?
Chu: He got snowed in at a coal plant and couldn’t make the meeting.
Browner: Too bad, we need his opinion on how to regulate the evil gas.
Obama: Try 'eating more Greens.
Browner: Well, we thawed them out but I doubt they’ll be protesting again soon.
Obama: Where’s the Governator?
Chu: In 'Frisco paddling his new Kayak.
Obama: Off the 'Bay?
Chu: No, it was a present from the Goracle.
Obama: Coracle? I thought you said he got a Kayak.
Browner: Isn’t it windy?
Chu: No, it’s thursday.
Obama: So am I, let’s order coffee.
Kofi Annan: Hey! I’m just here to hold the piece, not to take orders.
Guard: Put the gun down and step away from the window.
Annan: I was just watching the snowflakes, we don’t get snow where I live.
Chu: [Imitating G. W. Bush drawl] Say, where is Nigeriania anyway?
Annan: It’s in Africa.
Obama: So the gun’s for tiger hunting?
Michael Palin: [Crawling out from under table] A tiger? in Africa??
All: What are you doing here?
Palin: Collecting material for a new Monty Python series.
Browner: I liked the ‘Dead Parrot’ sketch.
Obama: Speaking of which, what happened to global warming Al?
Chu: Yeah, it’s freezing. I caught a nasty cold [Sneezes violently]
Browner: Bless you. Yeah Al, what’s gone wrong with your Carbon Cred scheme?
Gore: Well, I wasn’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
[A black robed figure leaps from the closet]
John Cleese: No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
[Palin and Cleese sing to the tune of 'The Galaxy Song']
Well the planet’s getting hot, it’s Co2! or maybe not
It’s got the hacks and greens in such a spin
We’re taxed into the ground, for driving cars around
And flying down to Rio’s mortal sin.
But don’t panic just yet, keep your cool and hedge your bet
The temperature is dropping every day
The ocean cooling down will stop the gulf stream going round
And the glacier from the north is on it’s way.