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So I've had the new batch of Silly Stix available for 3 weeks now, and nobody seems to care. Maybe people are just being silly. But if that's the case, they really should pick up a 6-pack of Silly Stix to complete the persona. But if you don't have any Silly Stix, then you are just...um... well, silly. However, it's OK to be silly. Just look at this silly post.
Here's a partial list of the multiple uses for these Stix:
1) Grill (4 supports, 2 parallel rods) 2) Pot support over fire, for a pot with bail (2 stakes, 1 cross piece) 3) Supports for a windscreen 4) Three Stix arranged in a triangle will function well as a sturdy pot support 5) Complete grill (need 9 for steak, 6 for simple pot support—see #1) 6) Splint for broken bone (need 2-3, plus some duct tape) 7) Hang flashlight/lantern from a tree (tap it into a knot hole) 8) Hang candle lantern inside your igloo or quinzee 9) Spare tent stake 10)Dry your socks by the fire 11)Roast a grouse over a fire (need 2 to skewer the bird, and 4 support rods) 12)Roast weenies or kabobs, satay 13)Hang car keys in vestibule 14)Route marker (attach high-visibility tape, or a bandana) 15)Ruler—score one inch (or centimeter) increments in rod 16)Toilet paper (need 3—two supports and one for the toilet paper roll) 17)Hang cup or spoon to dry 18)Short fire poker stick (perfect for use with the QiWiz.net FireFly wood stove) 19)Defense weapon (need a very sharp tip), and you must be very quick 20)Semaphore rods (need 2 squares cut from a red bandana) 21)Pointer for map discussions 22)Assist in positioning a bear-bag rope (attach to long stick with duct tape) 23)Camp Jart game (attach pine cones with duct tape for balance) 24)World championship wilderness limbo rod supports (squirrels, bugs, and snakes usually win) 25)Convenient rod to whap your hiking partner when he does something silly (hence the name)
This photo shows the comparison of a Stix to other common tent stakes. The stakes and ruler aren't really bent, the camera had a sort of fish-eye moment. It also wasn't very good at recording true color, but you get the idea.

So, be silly, and match it up with a set of Silly Stix. You'll be the envy of hikers everywhere.
Edited by Zia-Grill-Guy on 11/24/2012 10:38:32 MST.
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