All that's generally true, fellas, but the freeze-dried, whole "rib filet" chicken hunks in the Mountain House meal rehydrate Very Nicely and are tasty, too. These are 4x5 inches, and 1/2 to 3/4 inch thick. It's seriously a nice piece of instant food.
Anyway, after hunting around, I have exhausted my skills in the search. If someone finds or discerns who's making these, other than MH, it will be a nice find, for sure.