Reading BPL daily has re-wired by brain's dictionary
I was reading up on infectious diseases, wiki page for E.Coli in particular.
Escherichia coli  commonly abbreviated E. coli) is a is a Gram-negative, rod-shaped bacterium
First thought is: wow! Gram negative on the gear list.
Second thought is: what? that doesn't make sense.
Third thought is: hmm may be diarrhea makes you lose weight, so its gram-negative.
There's a reason why I do not work in the medical field. Not good at it haha.
so if your gear is too heavy, get infected with E.Coli to lighten your load.
Do I really need to follow this up with a "Smiley face" or a "Just kidding"?