"So the consensus here is that Im being a cry baby, is that it? Would love to give you all something to cry about if I ever got my hands on ya (or for Will, something to giggle about).
::wait for it:: here comes the snooty Connecticut ultra-lite yuppies snickering "oh so immature, snort snort"
From the same characters who also told me no one wants to pick up other peoples garbage cuz its too much for them to carry!
You need to change your brand of beer, man, cuz whatever you're drinkin' right now is causing your synapses to fire in seriously erratic patterns.