A man walks into a psychiatrist's office

wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap....



The psychiatrist says, " Well, I can clearly see your nuts. "

Me- I'm a Tipi. I'm a Yurt. I'm a Tipi. I'm a Yurt.

Doctor- You're two tents.

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "When you are on the phone, just say we're very busy. Please stop saying 'It's a madhouse over here.'"

Man goes to doctor for consultation.

Dr asks what is wrong with the man. Man drops pants and shows doctor privates which are a bright orange color.

Dr is perplexed and asks man if he is taking any medications that may be causing a side effect. Man says no. Dr asks if he is suffering from any other symptoms. Man explains that he has been depressed lately.

Dr asks man what he is doing about his depression and if he has seeing a psychiatrist.

Man says "no, I just sit on my couch all day long, watch porno flicks and eat cheetos"

A man walks into a bar and says "OUCH!"

Edited by TylerD on 03/22/2012 07:24:55 MDT.

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You never see a Harley parked at a psychiatrist's office.

Shrink to horse "Why the long face?"

What did the shrink say to the pig?