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Dave U
(FamilyGuy) - F

Locale: Rockies
Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke on 03/21/2012 14:47:15 MDT Print View

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office

wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap....



The psychiatrist says, " Well, I can clearly see your nuts. "

stephan q
(khumbukat) - F
RE:Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke on 03/21/2012 14:53:11 MDT Print View

Me- I'm a Tipi. I'm a Yurt. I'm a Tipi. I'm a Yurt.

Doctor- You're two tents.

Keith Bassett
(keith_bassett)

Locale: Pacific NW
Re: Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke on 03/21/2012 16:07:40 MDT Print View

Psychiatrist to his nurse: "When you are on the phone, just say we're very busy. Please stop saying 'It's a madhouse over here.'"

Daniel Goldenberg
(dag4643) - M

Locale: Pacific Northwet
Re: Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke on 03/21/2012 16:26:18 MDT Print View

Man goes to doctor for consultation.

Dr asks what is wrong with the man. Man drops pants and shows doctor privates which are a bright orange color.

Dr is perplexed and asks man if he is taking any medications that may be causing a side effect. Man says no. Dr asks if he is suffering from any other symptoms. Man explains that he has been depressed lately.

Dr asks man what he is doing about his depression and if he has seeing a psychiatrist.

Man says "no, I just sit on my couch all day long, watch porno flicks and eat cheetos"

Ty Ty
(TylerD)

Locale: SE US
Shortest joke...ever. on 03/22/2012 07:24:23 MDT Print View

A man walks into a bar and says "OUCH!"

Edited by TylerD on 03/22/2012 07:24:55 MDT.

Tim Zen
(asdzxc57) - F

Locale: MI
Re: Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke on 03/22/2012 21:34:07 MDT Print View

++++

David Thomas
(DavidinKenai) - MLife

Locale: North Woods. Far North.
Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Observation on 03/22/2012 21:45:05 MDT Print View

You never see a Harley parked at a psychiatrist's office.

Daryl Daryl
(lyrad1) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest, USA, Earth
Re: Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke on 03/22/2012 22:37:21 MDT Print View

Shrink to horse "Why the long face?"

Tim Zen
(asdzxc57) - F

Locale: MI
Re: Re: Worlds Shortest Psychiatric Joke on 03/23/2012 20:40:58 MDT Print View

What did the shrink say to the pig?