Thought I would resurrect this thread, there is some funny stuff here. Okay, here is mine.
I used to take teens on backpack trips with the youth pastor of my church. We would hike to a lake with a 30' cliff and jump and dive off (the water was plenty deep). One particular trip, after diving off a few times, I thought "hey, I'm going to try something different, I'll do a 1 1/2 somersault". The first dumb thing was telling everyone, the second dumb thing was following through with it. So I'm at the top of this cliff for quite some time before I hear, "Chicken, you chicken! DO IT, DO IT!" At that point I was committed. I'm standing on the edge, my toes dangling (the water seemed so much farther away this time). I jump off the edge, tuck my knees, I'm coming out of the tuck, "OOOH NO!" Splat! Belly flop from 30', flat on my face. My head pokes out of the water and everyone is laughing hysterically while I'm making obnoxious noises to try to get air back into my lungs. And I still have 100' or so to swim back to shoreline. Does anybody come out to help? Neiooow, they're too busy peeing their pants. Boy, did it sting. But, it really started hurting once I got out of the water and started laughing too.