Don't ask me why I get the urge to do the things I do. I can't explain it, except to say that I'm missing some filter that most other people seem to have. If I think it, I say it/do it, before thinking ABOUT it. Oh well.
So, at my age, when you get an annual physical doctors like to poke, prod and probe into places you'd prefer they not. Comes with the territory, unfortunately. So last week I had my annual, and as the doc was doing the 'polyp probe', I clenched, smiled, and said "tight, ain't it...."
No sense of humor, those docs. But at least the rest of the physical went VERY quickly......