Pray quietly, I am trying to think.

My golden retriever Is smarter than your honor roll student.

Your honor roll student sells the best prescription drugs.

I still miss my ex husband, but my aim is improving.

This one made me laugh out loud when I saw it.

Edited by T.L. on 02/11/2012 13:44:59 MST.

"Voldemort Votes Republican"

"Topless Trees Are Indecent"

>"My wife the psychologist, tells me there was a study done on bumper stickers and personality, with the following finding:

The more stickers on a person's car, the higher their unresolved anger."

This reminded me of:

1) Saabs

and

2) How you never see a Harley Davidson parked at a psychologist's office.

"Pave the Trail"

"I smoke crack for big miles"

"It's about the BEER, not the gear"

and basically anything else at lowriderpress.com

Back in the day but still valid. " It's all just slowed down light".

I bought a used camper shell that came with
"Recycle yourself
be an organ donor"

Earned me some negative graffiti at the trailhead.

My fav

"Where are we going? And why are we in this hand basket?