I saw these back in the 80's, and they stuck in my head:

"Whirled Peas"

"Nuke the Whales"

My favorite bumper sticker on my bro's junker truck:

"Ass, gas, or grass, no one rides for free" (* The irony is no one actually rides in this thing because they'll end up stranded, pulled over, or pushing it to a nearby gas station)

On my windshield in the upper right corner facing towards me:

"I'd rather be homebrewing." (*I crossed out the 'brewing' part with a red Sharpie)

This one is another favorite, because it usually results in me nonchalantly flipping the bird at the vehicle:

"My kid is an honor student at......"

"but I really dislike the "blame" mentality that seems to plague our country more and more. For a long time, we were blaming the Japanese. Lately, they've been entirely off the radar screen! Did they reform themselves completely and thoroughly? Doubtful. We found a new, better scapegoat is all.

America: the ever gracious winner (imagine if Germany or Japan had won the war!) -- but sore loser when it doesn't get its way!! Punishing Cuba for 50 years, because we can."

There's gotta be a bumper sticker or three in there, Ben. Have at it. ;0)

Here's a set of templates for you:

Excuse me, my Karma just ran over your dogma.

US out of North America, nobody for president

My kid is an honor student at Kerrigan Correctional Facility

>"Nuke the Whales"

Seen in New Zealand in the late 70s:

"Indigeous Landrights for Gay Whales"

Read Phillip K. Dick's novel "The Man in the High Castle"to get a feel for that alternate outcome.

Edited by Meander on 02/10/2012 16:14:57 MST.

When the rapture comes,
We'll get our country back!

Like the tourist season one David. LOL

Political: "Wolves against Sarah Palin" seen in Santa Fe, New Mexico, probably a reaction to the aerial hunts in Alaska (amongst others .. see below the catnip PSA). Not a bumper sticker person myself, ... so not mine.


Non-political: saw an Xterra parked with climbing gear inside while the occupant(s) were hiking the Sandias; each of the tinted windows had bumper stickers proclaiming "God says Don't steal"... but then a bunch of climbing equipment advertising stickers Hope it worked for them.

(ed:add)

Edited by hknewman on 02/10/2012 23:02:02 MST.

College football is serious business in GA and everywhere in SEC country. And so are the bumper stickers.......

"Florida Gators eat boogers"

So simple and to the point!

Edited by gg-man on 02/10/2012 16:51:21 MST.

My little brother had an 86 4 wheel drive short bed Chevy pickup that he put a 454 in. Thing was fast as hell. To this day, I still think the one bumper sticker he had on it is the best I've ever seen. It said "Faster Than A Speeding Ticket".

Don't worry, my bumper sticker will stop them.

On the rear bumper: "Wouldn't you rather be behind a book?"

My personal favorite:
"YES ON NO"

"I'm for the seperation of church and hate"

"Save the humans" (insert whale picture)

"Drink VT beer"

I get a kick out of bumber stickers but don;t believe in putting them on my bumbers

My wife the psychologist, tells me there was a study done on bumper stickers and personality, with the following finding:

The more stickers on a person's car, the higher their unresolved anger.

Which I guess means cutting off someone with a lot of bumper stickers can produce an instant road rage situation! ;)

I've just started to add them to my vehicle. Uh oh.

I think Doug must have been tailgating Chritsopher Hitchens at some time.

I like these.

"God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."

I eat Skeeters Big Biscuits.

"Actions Speak Louder than Bumper Stickers"

and

'Jesus Loves You- Everybody Else Thinks You're an Asshole"



are my faves

'Jesus Loves You- Everybody Else Thinks You're an Asshole"

I think I know him!!!!!!