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Forecast your sex life for the year ahead.
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Sean Staplin
(mtnrat) - MLife

Locale: Southern Cdn Rockies
Re. Forecast your sex life on 01/13/2012 20:45:15 MST Print View

Face a wall. With your feet together, place your palms flat against the wall. This is the start position.

Justin Baker
(justin_baker) - M

Locale: Santa Rosa, CA
Re: Re. Forecast your sex life on 01/13/2012 20:51:09 MST Print View

"This may have to be repeated in 15 to 20 minutes if the symptoms of wheezing or shock start to return."

Terry Trimble
(socal-nomad) - F

Locale: North San Diego county
This is really bad!! on 01/16/2012 09:16:31 MST Print View

Deceived. Trapped in the game again. Blown apart on the playing field.

This really sucks it from Do The Distance by Jim Thiebaud, High Speed/Thrasher publications
The book by a former Powell Peralta Bones Brigade Skateboarder.

Edited by socal-nomad on 01/16/2012 09:24:22 MST.

Khader Ahmad
(337guanacos) - F

Locale: Pirineos, Sierra de la Demanda
quantum sex on 01/16/2012 11:08:35 MST Print View

"We next consider the photoeffect, in which a photon is absorbed by an atom and as a result an electron is ejected from it"

From my brother in law's Approximation Methods in Quantum Mechanics.

Clint Hewitt
(WalkSoftly33) - F

Locale: New England
Hilarious on 01/16/2012 12:28:52 MST Print View

"If a tree will be potted in an oval or rectangular pot, the pot may need to have extra width, up to one times the height of the tree, and the tree should be potted so that there is excess negative space on the side of the tree with the slant."

The Bonsai Book

Technically that is the first full sentence on pg 46. The sentence before it, half on pg45 and half on pg46 is...

"This type of pot will give visual mass to the bottom of the design and will help to anchor the tree's visual mass."

Now what does this mean for my ah tree.

Steven Adeff
(TinCanFury) - F

Locale: Boston
never a good sign... on 01/16/2012 13:05:25 MST Print View

first closest book is a wiring diagram, no sentence...

in fear I grabbed the second closest book,
"Screwless pressure terminal connectors of the conductor push-in type are for use only with solid copper and copper-clad aluminum conductors." - NEC Handbook 2008.

which only confirmed my fears. "Screwless" as they say...

Tim Zen
(asdzxc57) - F

Locale: MI
pg 46 on 01/16/2012 16:30:58 MST Print View


Edited by asdzxc57 on 01/25/2012 16:46:32 MST.

tyler marlow

Locale: UTAH
Oh my, sounds like an interesting time... on 01/17/2012 22:21:14 MST Print View

"He strapped it to himself with obvious shame, despite the indignity of the act"

Perdido Street Station- China Mieville

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Forecast your sex life thread on 01/17/2012 22:48:29 MST Print View

"So straight away he leap in his armour from his chariot to the ground."
page 46 Macmillan publishers 1930
The Iliad by Homer

I hope no sheep are involved.
Otherwise this might be an interesting year for me.

Charles Compton
(tyemax2) - M

Locale: SF Bay Area
From: The Long Goodbye Raymond Chandler on 08/05/2013 07:59:01 MDT Print View

The deputy on the early night shift was a big blond guy with meaty shoulders and a friendly grin.

Looks like I'm going to jail and switching teams :-(

Daryl and Daryl
(lyrad1) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest, USA, Earth
Complete Do-It-Yourself Manual on 08/05/2013 09:02:05 MDT Print View

The title says it all: Complete Do-It-Yourself Manual.

No need to read the first line.

Sharon J.
(squark) - F

Locale: SF Bay area
Herrero: "Bear Attacks, their causes and avoidance" on 08/05/2013 13:15:49 MDT Print View

"odors being mixed with food odors, because this bear had previous experience"

Randy Nelson
(rlnunix) - F - M

Locale: Rockies
Re: "Forecast your sex life for the year ahead." on 08/05/2013 14:07:52 MDT Print View

"This route travels the beautiful and seldom visited Little Sandy, returning via Blucher Creek, known for trophy deer hunting."

Probably don't even have to tell a lot of folks on here but that's from Pallister's Beyond Trails in the Wind River Mountains.

"The title says it all: Complete Do-It-Yourself Manual."

That's funny. The actual closest book to me is the Complete Fit-It-Yourself Manual. But it and 2 other home improvement books are functioning as a monitor stand so I didn't use them.

Christopher Chupka

Locale: NTX
Tension on 08/05/2013 16:19:27 MDT Print View

First line:

"There was tension."

Second line:

"'Members of the 82nd Airborne, stationed nearby would tell the troopers from the 101st what combat in North Africa, Sicily, and Italy had been like."

Matthew Perry
(bigfoot2) - F

Locale: Oregon
Forecast your sex life for the year ahead. on 08/05/2013 19:44:00 MDT Print View

"Angry animals... I was one of a dozen passengers strapped in the dark belly of the aircraft, confined to a windowless bench seat."

From the book Icebound. Sounds like i'm in for some kinky fun.........


Tony Beasley
(tbeasley) - MLife

Locale: Pigeon House Mt from the Castle
Forecast your sex life for the year ahead on 08/05/2013 20:41:16 MDT Print View

"Turning back was hopeless, for there the path had been entirely swallowed up,"

Frances Birtles, Australian Adventurer, Warren Brown.

Daniel Pittman
(pitsy) - M

Locale: Central Texas
Re: Forecast your sex life for the year ahead. on 08/05/2013 20:54:55 MDT Print View

"Some actions that ought to be legal are not."

First line from Chapter 11 of 'Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide For The Rest Of Us'

The chapter title: How to leave your baby in the car while you dash into a 7-Eleven.

But I'll give you a more accurate forecast, considering we have a three-month old. Sex is not likely, and if it happens it will probably be interrupted. Then we'll kick ourselves for not just taking a nap instead.

Franco Darioli
(Franco) - M

Locale: @Tarptent
Forecast your sex life for the year ahead on 08/06/2013 02:52:34 MDT Print View

and workstations to be highly configurable, with flowing, fluid shapes that grow, flex and adapt to change...

Joe Morgan "Queuing for beginners"

Drew Jay

Locale: Central Coast
... on 08/06/2013 03:59:58 MDT Print View

It is, therefore, advisable to have the temperature between 70 and 75 F., and if a strong selective action is desired, to heat the oil for the first application to as high as 100 F.

The Mining Digest, July To December 1904