This thread is kind of sucky. It's basically asking to list things that will personally insult people.
As an example, I see myself as being addicted to TV (see my Quitting TV thread) but I definatly don't see myself as a slob. I work very hard, am pretty darn successful and I have never been out worked by anyone at any job my whole life. If I am home from work by 8, I will often be lazy in front of the TV but usually that is after a 10+ hour day of working and 2 hours of playing with, reading to, and interacting with my son.
I knew someone was going to be highly offended by the ADD comment.