I'm sure you'll want to sing this to your kids. No no, don't thank me.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Made for very tasty steak
I ate Rudolph for dinner
I hope it won't make Santa late
But he'll get another reindeer
Because we know they breed like rats
And if you don't like reindeer
You can always eat baked cats
In fact one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say
"Love this jerky you left for me,
Though I can't find Rudolph, where can he be....."
Then all the other reindeer
Laughed and shouted out with glee
To heck with that red-nosed Santa's pet
I sure am glad it wasn't me!
Happy holidays everyone!