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ROBERT TANGEN
(RobertM2S) - M

Locale: Lake Tahoe
Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 17:38:57 MST Print View

It’s an obvious and self-validating truth that most citizens of Australia are inferior to most citizens of the United States of America. The only remaining question is, why is that so? Could it be that most Aussie mothers feed their children Kangaroo milk? And dress the children in Koala skins?

John S.
(jshann) - F
Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 17:40:20 MST Print View

I don't believe that. I think they are great people as demonstrated in Roger.

Edited by jshann on 12/16/2011 17:40:50 MST.

Ken Thompson
(kthompson) - MLife

Locale: Behind the Redwood Curtain
Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 17:42:49 MST Print View

Somebody has to be.

Texans are biased.

Happy Holidays everyone!

Jeffs Eleven
(WoodenWizard) - F

Locale: Greater Mt Tabor
Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 17:49:14 MST Print View

Cause they're on the bottom?

eric chan
(bearbreeder) - F
Re: Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 17:56:05 MST Print View

and my sourcing of down thread got sent to chaff instead of something like this?

;)

twig .
(bretthartwig) - MLife

Locale: Australia
Re: Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 17:58:00 MST Print View

Maybe so, but when I get my backpack kit small enough to fit in one of these kangaroo ball bags I'll get even.

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http://www.australiasouvenir.com/products/Kangaroo-Scrotum-skin-Pouch.html

Jeffs Eleven
(WoodenWizard) - F

Locale: Greater Mt Tabor
Re: Re: Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 18:28:39 MST Print View

Touche, eric! LOL

Roger Caffin
(rcaffin) - BPL Staff - MLife

Locale: Wollemi & Kosciusko NPs, Europe
Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 19:03:30 MST Print View

Cabin fever time...

Cheers

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
I don't get it. on 12/16/2011 19:37:58 MST Print View

I'm trying do decide if the OP is meant to be funny, sarcastic, or....??? Not trying to be mean, but I'm just not sure what this thread is really for.

Konrad .
(Konrad1013) - MLife
. on 12/16/2011 20:55:33 MST Print View

What the F!? Please tell me your account was hacked. You are no longer my friend :/

Jeffs Eleven
(WoodenWizard) - F

Locale: Greater Mt Tabor
Re: Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 21:21:22 MST Print View

"Cabin fever time..."

it seems to have come early this year. Usually like jan or early feb, no?

HK Newman
(hknewman) - MLife

Locale: Western US
Say what?? on 12/16/2011 21:27:43 MST Print View

Really hope that your account was hacked or this was an inside joke, as I worked side-by-side with Australians while deployed, they are usually pretty good characters. Likewise, a couple of my current pre-nursing Australian students are top notch. Sure, there's always a few exceptions but the OP is way out of line (even if an attempt at humor).

Edited by hknewman on 12/16/2011 23:44:16 MST.

Bob Bankhead
(wandering_bob) - MLife

Locale: Oregon, USA
Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/16/2011 22:31:15 MST Print View

It's a bald-faced lie being spread by Kiwi agents in an effort to break up the Commonwealth.

James Marco
(jamesdmarco) - MLife

Locale: Finger Lakes
Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/17/2011 04:20:42 MST Print View

"It's a bald-faced lie being spread by Kiwi agents in an effort to break up the Commonwealth."

LOL!

todd harper
(funnymoney) - MLife

Locale: Sunshine State
Re: Why are Aussies inferior? on 12/17/2011 07:10:55 MST Print View

I'm not sure I get it.....but I THINK it's the inside joke angle.

Judging by the Aussies' responses, they don't seem worked up! They've played along - quite well, I might add!!!

This will be offensive to (I feel) the majority who read this (esp newbies). I love it when we don't take ourselves too seriously though.

Clayton Mauritzen
(GlacierRambler) - F

Locale: NW Montana
Australia is entirely peopled with criminals... on 12/17/2011 09:21:13 MST Print View

"Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait till I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me."

Ken Thompson
(kthompson) - MLife

Locale: Behind the Redwood Curtain
Re: Australia is entirely peopled with... on 12/17/2011 09:24:17 MST Print View

people dazed from having Lost in Space on during prime time for 15 years...

Gary Dunckel
(Zia-Grill-Guy) - MLife

Locale: Boulder
Are the Aussies really inferior? on 12/17/2011 10:00:16 MST Print View

If we could get Roger C. to set up a competition between the Blokes and the Yanks in February, say in the Red Center 100 Km west of Alice Springs, we would learn the truth. We would compete in 4 categories:

1) Rugby match
2) Desert survival
3) Polite tenacious fist fighting (re: Galipoli)
4) Power beer drinking

My prediction: Blokes 4-Yanks 0

We Yanks are wimps compared to the Aussies.

Diplomatic Mike
(MikefaeDundee)

Locale: Under a bush in Scotland
Bunch a Sheilas on 12/17/2011 10:09:52 MST Print View

Just wait till us Scots get involved. :)

M B
(livingontheroad) - M
aussies on 12/17/2011 10:35:22 MST Print View

Why are aussies inferior?

How exactly is a rainbow made?
How exactly does the sun set?
How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work!?

Edited by livingontheroad on 12/17/2011 10:36:04 MST.