Adolf Hitler knocks on the door of heaven, seeking admission.
Jesus looks at 'the list' and tells Adolf he can't get in as he is responsible for the deaths of millions of folk.
Adolf pleads his case, talking about all the jobs he created, making the trains run on time, etc.
They argue back and forth, until Adolf offers Jesus an Iron Cross, the highest honor Germany can offer.
Jesus is tempted, so tells Adolf to wait while he consults his dad.
"Hey Dad, a guy called Adolf Hitler wants in, but he's on the 'bad list."
God answers Jesus. "Adolf f*****g Hitler! Are you mad? He is a mass murderer!"
Jesus replies, "but he has offered me an Iron Cross, the highest honor Germany can bestow!"
God hits back, "An Iron Cross? You couldn't even carry a wooden one you big girly!"