Homer Simpson quotes
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that home wine making course, and I forgot how to drive?
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You/re making a scene'.