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Is it better to be an idiot or a wise guy ?
To make you (and me ) feel better , here are some examples of how "geniuses" can also have dumb ideas
1) Thomas Edison . In 1920 he was working away trying to build a machine that could talk to the dead. (a very good reason why we cannot talk to the dead is because they are not alive)
2) Alexander Graham Bell (Hello!) He spent a fortune trying to increase the nipples on sheep from two to four
3) Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu The man with the most patents (mostly electronic gitzmos) Invented The Love Jet. A potion that a woman can spray down there to attract men.
4) Walter Christie (American inventor, keen on tanks) He tried to invent a flying tank. This would be dropped from a plane and shed the wings upon landing.
5) Charles Darwin Spent a long time (years) studying earth worms and came to the conclusion that worms have flattened the earth (that is created plains from uneven ground/hills/mountains) If you have access to a worm farm, pile up some food in the box, a few days later you will have a perfectly flat surface. However it does not work like that on a bigger scale.
Franco and... BTW, has anyone noticed that men are MUCH better coming up with really stupid ideas than women ? take that , sister...
Have you ever seen a little girl on a roof pretending to fly ? well I was able to do that at five or six (early start)
Edited by Franco on 07/19/2011 03:57:17 MDT.
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