In Chaff, I think it's a tie for the Clelland Groovy Post Award of 2011:
(In response to Travis asking what's been going on in the forums while he had been busy being cool)
Oh, boy, where to begin...BPL had a sale but only non members were allowed to pre order; Idester wanted a pony because he had this chair made but it worked better as a saddle; Nick watched the last episode of Oprah and now supports Obamacare; tents are best not packed but worn in a kilt like fashion; the Milkman came back, then left again and everybody is still looking for him, rumor has it he hiked in bear country with the wrong sized staff and only had a steripen to treat his water but it failed him...
We also discovered that neither silnylon nor cuben fiber can keep you dry, you can get a perfectly good 10oz shelter for $35, the planet is either warming up or getting cooler (why things can't remain the same ?), Douglas does not want to be serious ever, Alpackas have a pointier nose,( but you know that), no matter what knife you have there is a better one. A bear asked if Mike Clelland "goes" in the woods. But apart from that, nothing happened.
Honorable mention should go to the masses that pushed the Carbon Flame War thread past 100 pages.