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ROBERT TANGEN
(RobertM2S) - M

Locale: Lake Tahoe
Osama is SUL on 11/24/2006 08:17:32 MST Print View

The CIA and I learned on Thanksgiving Day, 2006, that the reason we can’t find Osama is that he has been using SUL gear for years:
- Staff is a hollow titanium tube containing:
- GG Polycryo Ground Sheet, 1.30 oz
- BMW Ti stakes (6), 1.3 oz
- His robe is actually a re-built Six Moon Designs Gatewood
Cape Shelter, redone large enough to use
Osama’s staff, and built using Cuben Fiber brand sailcloth, 3.50 oz

- Osama’s beard is dried pasta, supplemented with any grass in the local area.
- Osama herds along several goats, which provide meat, milk, and sex.
- Osama sleeps in the nude.

Edited by RobertM2S on 11/24/2006 08:41:02 MST.