So a member of my staff told me today that I've often got my head so far up my butt, I should visit a proctologist for my next dental exam.

That's not a compliment, right? Just checking.

(Y'all should know better than to click on any Chaff post I originate......)

He (or she) means so far down your butt? Your staff is direction challenged.

Once had someone tell me if his dog had a face like mine he'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards.

I like dogs. Is that a compliment?

As a career public health dentist, I've seen my share of crappy dental work, so maybe...