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My pace is above average. I pass almost everybody in front of me and never get passed. From video I've taken from a downward view when hiking, and seeing my own reflection from buildings, I can see that I am sort of feeling the ground with each step.
Like Josh's limp, I'd say most people think I'm injured or just decrepit. I have a mostly white beard and white hair that is on top purely imagination yet vigorous on the sides and back. Hopefully no one will dial 9-1-1 when they see me. However, if they do call then the EMTs will never catch me.
To paraphrase George Carlin:
Have you ever noticed that anybody walking slower than you is an idiot, and anyone walking faster than you is a maniac?
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The older I get the more I look like him I've been told...
Edited by gmatthews on 02/19/2011 04:55:07 MST.
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