sounds like a fun idea and probably useful to you also (this post however, will not be useful).
I'd drop the knife and take the ax... just for fun, though I wouldn't be very leave no trace with it...=)
I'd use the money to buy some meat! I don't know how you hike, even just an overnighter with ramen and bullion cubes... and some water tabs.
also, realistically, I'd throw away your lipbalm, toothbrush, and maybe the socks, cuz I don't want to use your toothbrush =D