Who gives a cat's ass? The topic is in Chaff, and as far back as my limited memory can go, this is what Chaff is for. It's entirely easy to skip over Chaff if you don't like it. Does this topic have anything to do with backpacking? NO! But neither does 100% of the rest of Chaff topics.
BTW, I have a good friend who has trained her dog to fetch beer. She says to the dog, "Chloe, beer me!" and the dog runs to the fridge, pulls on a rope tied to the door to open it, grabs a beer, SHUTS THE DOOR, and brings the beer to us.
Why is it that we can train a dog to be more useful and respectful than a relatively large percentage of society? Yay Chaff!