Just for fun. Today is talk like a Pirate Day. I'll start it off with a good joke. A Pirate walkes into a bar, and attached to his belt is the helm (steering wheel) he walks up orders a drink, when he's finished the bar keep ask's "how did that get there" the Pirate gives a good stare back at the bar keep and say's "ARRR!!! don't know but it be driving me nuts!"