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The Idemonster
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Re: Kill the Humans on 06/30/2010 18:20:45 MDT Print View

"just put a freeze on all procreation. That'll work itself out in a hurry."

Now Travis, you're simply all mixed up. They freeze that procreation juice so we can have more procreation, not less! Geez, is science education dead or what....

Tom Kirchner
(ouzel) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 18:30:38 MDT Print View

"just put a freeze on all procreation"

Just as long as you don't put a freeze on the means. ;}

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 18:43:42 MDT Print View

Doug,
I lerned alot at skool. I like the preddy kolors when we playd with the glidder and glu. I smrt.


Tom, NO of course not a freeze on that! That's just....just..... it's inconceivable!

Lynn Tramper
(retropump) - F

Locale: The Antipodes of La Coruna
Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 18:44:22 MDT Print View

I'll vote for a freeze on procreation.

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 18:46:15 MDT Print View

At LEAST have people pass an IQ test first. So many dumb people having so much sex.

Tom Kirchner
(ouzel) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 18:50:52 MDT Print View

"So many dumb people having so much sex."

Now Travis, c'mon man, you just admitted it would be inconceivable....
Besides, there comes a certain point in the course of the evening when we all get pretty dumb. ;)

The Idemonster
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 19:05:57 MDT Print View

"Besides, there comes a certain point in the course of the evening when we all get pretty dumb. "

That's because all the blood is nowhere NEAR the brain!

Davey Jones
(FamilyGuy) - F

Locale: Where there is snow
Let there be peace on earth on 06/30/2010 19:08:49 MDT Print View

"At LEAST have people pass an IQ test first. So many dumb people having so much sex."

I have a fairly high IQ. That would explain the latter part of the equation. Ergo, I wish I was a little dumber.

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 19:10:31 MDT Print View

Some get dumber than others, and I think there is a direct correlation to how much blood has to be reallocated to perform certain, um, functions.

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 19:52:51 MDT Print View

Blood? Angry sex?

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 20:14:05 MDT Print View

nm

Edited by T.L. on 07/01/2010 07:32:10 MDT.

Tom Kirchner
(ouzel) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 21:01:30 MDT Print View

"That's because all the blood is nowhere NEAR the brain!"

I was counting on you to run with it, Doug. ;-}

Chris Morgan
(ChrisMorgan) - F

Locale: 10T 524631m E 5034446m N
Re: Re: Re: procreation on 06/30/2010 21:09:35 MDT Print View

I'll cap of this thread with a gear swap manifesto:

1. If it takes more than two tons of CO2 to ship the item CONUS, you must plant at least four trees, unless of course, you don't believe global warming exists.

2. PM sent indicates you've sent a question about shipping to Canada, but have no intention of purchasing the item.

3. If an agreement is made with buyer #1, but payment is not rendered within 12 minutes, the next person down the line gets skipped, and #3 gets dibs, unless #4 sends an email offering you $10 more.

4. If I had a nickel for every Contrail.

5. Exercise judgement when offering LT4's for sale, or a mob, replete with pitchforks and petzl's, may have you for breakfast.

6. No I will not ship to Australia.

7. If you offer up those 15 WM bags you bought to get eleventy hundred Moosejaw points, don't expect any love.

8. If it's overpriced, you'll hear about it.

9. No one wants your Bison GWS. No one.

Davey Jones
(FamilyGuy) - F

Locale: Where there is snow
Let there be peace on earth on 06/30/2010 21:13:38 MDT Print View

Still laughing!

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Let there be peace on earth on 06/30/2010 21:28:50 MDT Print View

well done, Chris! haha!

Evan Szakacs
(edude) - F

Locale: Just this side of loco
"Let there be peace on earth." on 06/30/2010 22:06:27 MDT Print View

"some home-schooled Christian nutjob tells you Obama is planning the New World Order" -Dave T

Was that aimed at me? Did I ever say anything like that on these forums? If so please tell me where I did. Thanks

Dave T
(DaveT) - F
huh? on 06/30/2010 22:15:25 MDT Print View

Of course it's not aimed at you... it's aimed at a wide variety of home-schooled Christian nutjobs who think Obama is planning the New World Order.

Evan Szakacs
(edude) - F

Locale: Just this side of loco
RE: "huh?" on 06/30/2010 22:17:40 MDT Print View

Whatever ;)

happy hiking

Larry Dyer
(veriest1) - F

Locale: Texas
haha on 07/01/2010 08:12:51 MDT Print View

Oh! you guys are so silly! Of course Obama isn't planning the New World Order. His golf and booze schedule doesn't permit time for any such shenanigans.

Dave T
(DaveT) - F
vacation time. on 07/01/2010 09:19:20 MDT Print View

"His golf and booze schedule doesn't permit time for any such shenanigans."


Perhaps you are confusing the current one with his predecessor's penchant for vacation time (and this doesn't include his semi-permanent "mental vacation").