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The Idemonster
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
I used to live my life... on 05/07/2010 19:27:33 MDT Print View

as if every day was my last .... but my friends got tired of me screaming "I'm going to die! I'm going to die!"

Saw that on a greeting card this evening and it cracked me up! So I thought I'd share. ;-)
George Matthews
(gmatthews) - MLife
Re: I used to live my life... on 05/07/2010 20:05:18 MDT Print View

UL backpackers are crazy
Can't be lazy
When things are hazy
Hopping hop hoppity hop
Seeing through the fog
By hunting like a dog
To roast the whole hog
Hopping hop hoppity hop

Edited by gmatthews on 05/07/2010 20:05:56 MDT.
Franco Darioli
(Franco) - M

Locale: Melbourne
I used to live my life... on 05/08/2010 20:27:28 MDT Print View

Douglas
That is indeed a very good punch line with a twist...

One that took my fancy recently is from Woody Allen:
Eternity is a very long time, particularly towards the end.

Franco
Joe Clement
(skinewmexico) - MLife

Locale: Southwest
I used to live my life... on 05/08/2010 21:55:20 MDT Print View

Reminds me of that one - "when I die, I want to go in my sleep, like my grandfather.........not screaming like the passengers in his car..........."
Franco Darioli
(Franco) - M

Locale: Melbourne
I used to live my life... on 05/09/2010 18:18:01 MDT Print View

Brilliant!
Franco
Tom Caldwell
(Coldspring) - F

Locale: Ozarks
I used to live my life... on 05/09/2010 18:55:14 MDT Print View

lyrics...
Live Like You Were Dying

cary bertoncini
(cbert) - F

Locale: N. California
I don't want to achieve immortality on 05/09/2010 21:00:10 MDT Print View

through my work.

I want to achieve it through not dying. -Woody Allen
Franco Darioli
(Franco) - M

Locale: Melbourne
I used to live my life on 05/09/2010 23:35:30 MDT Print View

He has another good one on the subject :
I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
(Woody Allen)
Franco