My wife and I were running errands last night. She needed to make a return at Hobby Lobby.
I'll sit in the car.
No, come on in. We'll look around.
So low and behold, I find these small Nalgene-like bottles, very short, maybe 4 to 5 inches. I'd guess they hold 12 oz. Sippy top - check. Plastic sippy top guard easily removable for weight savings - check. Wide - mouth for Steripen - check. .99 cents - check. Pay dirt!
Then my wife's voice breaks into my altered state. She's seen this behavior before and used to say something like "more junk?". This time she says "you'll get home and weigh it. It'll be too heavy". The spell broke; I put them back.
Nuts! She's on to me.