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Michael Crosby
(djjmikie) - MLife

Locale: Ky
Todays Funny with a lesson on 04/21/2010 14:58:41 MDT Print View

John was in the fertilized egg business.

He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,'
and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

He kept records, and any rooster not performing
went into the soup pot and was replaced.

This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells
and attached them to his roosters.

Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing.

Now, he could sit on the porch And fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.

John's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen,
but this morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!

When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

To John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making.

Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully every time, the bells are not always audible.

Edited by djjmikie on 04/21/2010 17:23:55 MDT.

Doug I.
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Todays Funny with a lesson on 04/21/2010 15:02:29 MDT Print View

Ohhhhhhhh, you've done it now........

Michael Crosby
(djjmikie) - MLife

Locale: Ky
RE: Todays Funny with a lesson on 04/21/2010 15:25:25 MDT Print View

Its about time.


I have been trying forever!!!


Done what?

Edited by djjmikie on 04/21/2010 15:26:18 MDT.

Craig W.
(xnomanx) - F - M
Re: RE: Todays Funny with a lesson on 04/21/2010 16:53:06 MDT Print View

nevermind...

Edited by xnomanx on 04/21/2010 18:10:33 MDT.