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Michael Crosby
(djjmikie) - MLife

Locale: Ky
Irresistible on 03/19/2010 16:43:33 MDT Print View

Funny

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: Irresistible on 03/19/2010 16:49:14 MDT Print View

Heh heh...

george carr
(hammer-one) - F

Locale: Walking With The Son
Re: Irresistable on 03/19/2010 17:13:14 MDT Print View

A man is walking on the beach when he comes across a lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out and offers him a wish(economy sucks for genies too I guess). The man says, " I'm afraid of boats and planes and I've never been to Hawaii, so build me a highway to Hawaii." The genie replies, " Do you understand what an undertakingthat is? Tha will require all kinds of engineering , enviromental impact studies, payoffs, and not to mention how deep the water is. Please pick another wish." The man replies, " I'd like to understand women." The genie replies, " Will that be 2 lanes or 4?"

George Matthews
(gmatthews) - MLife
Re: Re: Irresistable on 03/19/2010 18:54:13 MDT Print View

My better-half always says:

throughout history, behind every successful man there always has been a surprised woman

Edited by gmatthews on 03/19/2010 18:55:17 MDT.