An honest misunderstanding....
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Doug I.
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/13/2010 11:16:36 MST Print View

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic pole dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before that blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to always check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Peterson


.shovel

Ken Thompson
(kthompson) - MLife

Locale: Behind the Redwood Curtain
An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/13/2010 11:43:37 MST Print View

LOFL! Wouldn't you have love to see the initial reaction of the teacher.

Lyan Jordan
(redmonk)

Locale: Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem
An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/13/2010 11:59:37 MST Print View

That is hilarious.

cary bertoncini
(cbert) - F

Locale: N. California
hehehe on 03/13/2010 12:35:03 MST Print View

classic!

Michael Crosby
(djjmikie) - MLife

Locale: Ky
Misunderstanding on 03/13/2010 13:54:48 MST Print View

Excellent Doug!!!!!

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/14/2010 21:02:14 MDT Print View

LOL!!! Source?

Doug I.
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/14/2010 21:16:16 MDT Print View

"Source?"

Ah, like most things, someone sent it in an email....

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/14/2010 21:18:49 MDT Print View

Ah, I see. Just curious and wanting to know more. Cute story -- if true. :)

Franco Darioli
(Franco) - M

Locale: Melbourne
An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 00:04:57 MDT Print View

Apparently that picture has been around for at least 5 years. The mother is also known as Mrs Harrington, Mrs Smith, Mrs Lewis...
Franco

Chad Miller
(chadnsc)

Locale: Duluth, Minnesota
Stop it! on 03/15/2010 09:29:13 MDT Print View

STOP LAUGHING AT MY MOMMY DAMN IT!

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 09:47:13 MDT Print View

I think she's hot.

Doug I.
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 09:54:22 MDT Print View

"I think she's hot."

If you wanna see someone who's hot....

(and you thought I couldn't bring guns into this discussion....)

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Re: Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 09:58:50 MDT Print View

Good story about the old lady carjacking, but was there a picture of anyone in that link?

Doug I.
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Re: Re: Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 10:04:17 MDT Print View

"but was there a picture of anyone in that link?"

Ah, no, only the one you create in your mind. But what a picture that can be from the text!

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 10:09:29 MDT Print View

So one of you thinks a stick figure is hot and the other one is fantasizing about an elderly woman. There's something sad about you two... :)

Edited by ben2world on 03/15/2010 10:14:00 MDT.

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 10:11:36 MDT Print View

I also read that other story about the lady shaving her bikini area while driving.

Well, now I have pictures in my mind of a gun-waving, elderly stripper selling snow shovels to four pale white guys shaving her bikini area.

Thanks Douglas.

Edited by T.L. on 03/15/2010 10:22:10 MDT.

Doug I.
(idester) - MLife

Locale: MidAtlantic
Re: Re: An honest misunderstanding.... on 03/15/2010 10:29:54 MDT Print View

"the other one is fantasizing about an elderly woman"

Hey, elderly woman with a GUN! That's hot, I don't care what you say! ;-)

Laurie Ann March
(Laurie_Ann) - F

Locale: Ontario, Canada
lol on 03/19/2010 02:28:07 MDT Print View

omg... that was funny. I used to work at my son's school and I've seen some pretty funny things, but this is a riot.

Talking about things like this. My son drew a monster with three horns on it's head for a Valentines Day card to give his Daddy and I... well I just about peed myself laughing when I read the caption. "Have a Horny Valentines Day". I've put it away to show him when he's old enough to appreciate the other connotation.

Travis Leanna
(T.L.) - MLife

Locale: Wisconsin
Re: lol on 03/19/2010 06:55:59 MDT Print View

Haha Laurie! That's awesome. Definitely one for the scrapbook.

Hal Potts
(halpotts) - F

Locale: Middle Tennessee
Roger Rabbit throwback... on 03/19/2010 07:43:36 MDT Print View

"She's not bad, she's just drawn that way"