Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic pole dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before that blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to always check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.