Touche! ( at least you didn't call it baby blue)
There's a really good "local" forum devoted to Linville Gorge. http://www.linvillegorge.net/smf/index.php
I've found them to be really helpful and reasonably responsive.
Got the joke about the "orange" from an 'ol Miss fan and really came to appreciate the connection between the source and the joke after watching "Blind Side"