Here are some others:
To a man, ornithologists are tall, slender, and bearded so that they can stand motionless for hours, imitating kindly trees, as they watch for birds.
- Gore Vidal
A beard signifies lice, not brains.
- Greek Proverb
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
- Jean Cocteau
When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
In England and America a beard usually means that its owner would rather be considered venerable than virile; on the continent of Europe it often means that its owner makes a special claim to virility.
- Rebecca West
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
- Ogden Nash
Chins without beards deserve no honour.
- Spanish Proverb
Half a century has glided by since I used of of these barbarous instruments [razors], but I remain aware that they still exist and that some people actually carry them in their packs.
- Colin Fletcher
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
- Mitch Hedberg
Getting ideas is like shaving if you don't do it every day, you're a bum."
- Alex Kroll
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.
- William Shakespeare