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Jonathan Boozer
(anywayoutside) - MLife

Locale: South East
Boozer's Postulate on 03/17/2009 21:21:54 MDT Print View

3/17/2009

Boozer's 11th Postulate -
If gravy intersects two side items forming two interior angles on the same plate that sum to less than two right angles, then the two side items, if extended indefinitely, meet on that plate on which the angles sum to less than two right angles.

Edited by anywayoutside on 03/17/2009 21:29:33 MDT.

Nate Meinzer
(Rezniem) - F

Locale: San Francisco
Are you drunk? on 03/17/2009 21:54:04 MDT Print View

And if so, would you be willing to sell me a bivy?

Jonathan Boozer
(anywayoutside) - MLife

Locale: South East
Re: Are you drunk? on 03/17/2009 21:57:45 MDT Print View

100% Sober. Just had a gravy moment. You've never had one?

I said GRAVY, not BIVY...close though.

Ken Thompson
(kthompson) - MLife

Locale: Behind the Redwood Curtain
Boozer's Postulate on 03/17/2009 22:08:11 MDT Print View

Resulting in soggy sides! My food is touching!

Miguel Arboleda
(butuki) - MLife

Locale: Kanto Plain, Japan
Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/17/2009 22:22:00 MDT Print View

Difficult to determine without the inclusion of the Z-axis in the equation: grubby fingers.

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/18/2009 16:51:10 MDT Print View

Sad testament to a gear pimp gone berserk.

Jonathan Boozer
(anywayoutside) - MLife

Locale: South East
Re: Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/18/2009 16:58:56 MDT Print View

Is it crazy for a man to like gravy?

Peter Atkinson
(sewing_machine) - MLife

Locale: Yorkshire, England
hmmmm on 03/18/2009 17:02:58 MDT Print View

.... bordering on unacceptable behaviour.


:)

Dan Cunningham
(mn-backpacker)

Locale: Land of 12,000 Loons
Wrong on 03/18/2009 17:12:17 MDT Print View

This is just wrong.

Jay Wilkerson
(Creachen) - MLife

Locale: East Bay
Boozer's Postulate on 03/18/2009 17:15:07 MDT Print View

What do you think of my mASS as a hole?

Jonathan Boozer
(anywayoutside) - MLife

Locale: South East
Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/18/2009 17:33:19 MDT Print View

It was my failed attempt at humor during the war on guns. This said, shall gravy not triumph over the gun?

Jed Augustine
(jaugusti) - F

Locale: Appalachians/Rockies
Re: Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/18/2009 17:42:52 MDT Print View

Surely gravy will triumph over the gun. I imagine the mechanical integrity of the latter would be compromised by the former.

Dave U
(FamilyGuy) - F

Locale: Rockies
Boozer's Postulate on 03/18/2009 18:11:07 MDT Print View

I like cheese.

jim draucker
(mtnjim) - MLife

Locale: Shenandoah Valley VA
boozer's postulate on 03/18/2009 18:14:57 MDT Print View

9 out of 10 voices in my head told me to put gravy on my guns, or was it bullets on my potatoes ?

Andrew Lush
(lushy) - MLife

Locale: Lake Mungo, Mutawintji NPs
Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/22/2009 18:06:50 MDT Print View

Gravy is not mightier than the sword.

Tom Kirchner
(ouzel) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
Re: Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/22/2009 18:49:39 MDT Print View

"Gravy is not mightier than the sword."

Nope. But it's sure easier to swallow.

Miguel Arboleda
(butuki) - MLife

Locale: Kanto Plain, Japan
Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/22/2009 20:01:19 MDT Print View

Nope. But it's sure easier to swallow

That all depends on the gravy!

Personally I want lasagna involved somehow.

Denis Hazlewood
(redleader) - MLife

Locale: Luxury-Light Luke on the Llano Azul
Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/23/2009 20:46:14 MDT Print View

A boozer's 12 Postualte:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Tom Kirchner
(ouzel) - MLife

Locale: Pacific Northwest/Sierra
Re: Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/23/2009 20:58:20 MDT Print View

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

McMurphy's Postulate:

If you've had a frontal lobotomy, it doesn't matter.

Miguel Arboleda
(butuki) - MLife

Locale: Kanto Plain, Japan
Re: Boozer's Postulate on 03/23/2009 21:06:28 MDT Print View

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

I wonder if you could tell the difference if there was either or neither in front of you?

Slubbadompkin's 14th Postulate:

Trail rocks at night always feel better after the spill.