3/17/2009

Boozer's 11th Postulate -
If gravy intersects two side items forming two interior angles on the same plate that sum to less than two right angles, then the two side items, if extended indefinitely, meet on that plate on which the angles sum to less than two right angles.

Edited by anywayoutside on 03/17/2009 21:29:33 MDT.

And if so, would you be willing to sell me a bivy?

100% Sober. Just had a gravy moment. You've never had one?

I said GRAVY, not BIVY...close though.

Resulting in soggy sides! My food is touching!

Difficult to determine without the inclusion of the Z-axis in the equation: grubby fingers.

Sad testament to a gear pimp gone berserk.

Is it crazy for a man to like gravy?

.... bordering on unacceptable behaviour.


:)

This is just wrong.

What do you think of my mASS as a hole?

It was my failed attempt at humor during the war on guns. This said, shall gravy not triumph over the gun?

Surely gravy will triumph over the gun. I imagine the mechanical integrity of the latter would be compromised by the former.

I like cheese.

9 out of 10 voices in my head told me to put gravy on my guns, or was it bullets on my potatoes ?

Gravy is not mightier than the sword.

"Gravy is not mightier than the sword."

Nope. But it's sure easier to swallow.

Nope. But it's sure easier to swallow

That all depends on the gravy!

Personally I want lasagna involved somehow.

A boozer's 12 Postualte:

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy."

McMurphy's Postulate:

If you've had a frontal lobotomy, it doesn't matter.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy

I wonder if you could tell the difference if there was either or neither in front of you?

Slubbadompkin's 14th Postulate:

Trail rocks at night always feel better after the spill.