I see somebody's developed a new bear bag:

http://www.likecool.com/The_Sleeping_Bear--Outdoor--Home.html

Perhaps SEKI will evaluate it? (I guess it presumes bears don't engage in fratricide.)

Fratricide? I'd personally be more concerned with bear mating rituals.....

But I want one.

into the SEKI backcountry, we'll all be bruised senseless:

http://tywkiwdbi.blogspot.com/2009/03/ninja-bear.html