Go hide in the woods. Stealth camp!
1. You will never be encroached upon by neighbors whether by smoke, noise, unsavory language, ill-trained pets, hippy drum circles, poor fashion, or general fun in the outdoors.
(Last time I camped in a crowded spot I saw a stoned kid fall at least 20 feet out of a tree at night...All I could see was the light of his headlamp slowly working it's way up the tree- then I hear a crack- then the light, with him still attached, plummeting to the ground. A rare experience that made it totally worth having neighbors.)
2. You can walk around camp naked (without drawing disgusted or lusty glances, depending...).
3. You'll never have to listen to camp songs:
..The other day (echo)
I met a bear (echo)
Out in the woods (echo)
A-way out there(echo)
The other day I met a bear
out in the woods a-way out there...
**Note to scout leaders: this is NOT LNT, it gets stuck in your freakin' head for days.
4. Every logical place to poo will not have already been pooed in.
The benefits go on and on.