This is pretty old, so I'm probably the last person to discover it. Still, I thought it was pretty amusing, so if you haven't seen it check it out. I especially liked the FAQ section.

www.ediblegear.com

Enjoy!

Did you check out their prices?
So low, they CAN'T be for real.

Still, I can't believe anyone would go to the trouble to build a website, and not have a way to support it. I don't have time nor interest to investigate further.

You will of course note the date. April Fools Day.

But this is brilliantly done- much thought and some excellent writing as well.

Cheers,

I'm going to pitch them a design concept: belay parkas w/ cotton candy insulation and fruit-rollup shell. Still trying to source that really thin licorice for drawcords. Ad campaign: Willie Wonka summits K2.