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Ultralight Assault and Robbery
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Joseph Reeves
(Umnak)

Locale: Southeast Alaska
Ultralight Assault and Robbery on 10/18/2008 11:25:17 MDT Print View

From today's Anchorage Daily News...
A man who stabbed another man with a spork, a combination fork and spoon, earlier this year in what police said was an attempted robbery was sentenced Thursday to a year in prison for felony assault.
Full story..
http://www.adn.com/crime/story/558820.html

Vick Hines
(vickrhines) - F

Locale: Central Texas
Re: Ultralight Assault and Robbery on 10/18/2008 12:17:25 MDT Print View

Now we know what a spork is good for. Or maybe not. Didn't kill'm did it?

Edited by vickrhines on 10/18/2008 12:17:59 MDT.

Rick Cheehy
(kilgoretrout2317) - F

Locale: Virginia
spork-shank on 10/18/2008 16:29:10 MDT Print View

So is that a shankork, or a sporshank? Good thing they didn't have a light my fire spork with the built in knife.

John S.
(jshann) - F
Re: Re: Ultralight Assault and Robbery on 10/19/2008 04:05:10 MDT Print View

The vic (my CSI term) is alive with a perp charge of felony assault and only one year in prison.

Ben 2 World
(ben2world) - MLife

Locale: So Cal
Re: Ultralight Assault and Robbery on 10/20/2008 11:30:47 MDT Print View

Stabbing with a spork? I'd call that ultralame. :)